permanentlypre-occupied:

Hey Niki

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nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

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01.Sep.14 1 day ago

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(via doughnot)

01.Sep.14 1 day ago

alarmingpenguin:

when you flip your calendar to january but realize that it’s still december

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01.Sep.14 1 day ago

unfollowfriday:

leaving the house with new clothes on

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01.Sep.14 1 day ago
  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
01.Sep.14 1 day ago

breakfastburritoe:

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

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01.Sep.14 1 day ago