there should be a dating website called ebae
*gets drivers license*
old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!
sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
when his icon is hot but there’s no tagged/me
did you know that the letters in LA stand for:
Is this for real?